Matthew Norwood (@MatthewNorwood) brought this to my attention today during a conversation via Twitter.  If you are a recruiter, you should find some humor in this (and probably switch things up a bit) and if you have ever had a recruiter “reach out to you,” you know the gig all too well.
Anyway, thought it was pretty funny and definitely worth sharing!

Shout out to Ethan Banks ( for taking the time to put them all together.